Who are we?
We are Definitely Not Goblins, a Tabletop RPG group that perform a monthly comedy show in Glasgow, Scotland. We bring the fantastical world of Dungeons and Dragons to life through hilarious live performances. Immerse yourself in a unique blend of comedy and storytelling as our talented performers take you on a memorable journey. Don't miss out on the opportunity to experience an evening filled with laughter, excitement, and a touch of magic. Join us for our next show and prepare to be entertained like never before.
The Troops
Robin Zetina
Robin Zetina is a stand-up comedian and creative force known for his sharp humor and captivating storytelling. In 2024, he launched a live actual play Dungeons & Dragons show at the Glasgow Comedy Festival, joined by some of his favorite roleplayers.
The show, combining improv, fantasy, and quick-witted comedy, sold out, earning rave responses. Due to its success, it became a monthly event, attracting a loyal following of fans. Robin’s unique ability to blend comedy with immersive tabletop gaming has made it a standout performance, praised for his innovative and high-energy approach to live entertainment.
Alison
Token Woman, Social Media Person, Definitely not a goblin.
Alison Gilmour is an actor and the newest to Table Top RPGs, having stepped into the world of Dungeons and Dragons in 2023, she's been chasing the roleplaying high ever since.
Jack
A novice of over 10 years in the RPG scene, both as a player and DM, Jack spends most of his free time crafting characters, stories, and worlds that turn friends into enemies and enemies into sheep.
For Jack, joining DNG was simply a ploy to get a consistent D&D game and bring his machinations to life.
Josh
With over 10 years of experience with TTRPGs, Josh not only brings stunning good looks and charm to the team but also unique roleplay with his wacky character creations.
He has played characters such as Gnomzy, the pipe-smoking gnome bard who took the fight to Strahd after discovering how to transform into a black dragon; Vik Goldstar, the barbarian half-orc politician responsible for enabling the downfall of an entire city; and Bucky, the hapless, PTSD-ravaged satyr.
Josh's performative roleplaying expertise is sure to deliver an entertaining experience for all.
Liam
Starting his adventure with the release of D&D 5th Edition, Liam has since become that one weirdo in the group who tries to convince everyone to try new systems every other week.
From the investigative tension of Call of Cthulhu to the character-deleting chaos of Dungeon Crawl Classics, his love for bringing characters to life and creating memorable moments is sure to keep things entertaining.